30+ Hilarious Tweets & Messages About the Joys of Modern Dating

Modern Dating Jokes

While falling in love can feel like magic, the failed dates that you go on before you meet the love of your life aren’t always the most magical moments of your life. These Twitter users all had a good sense of humor when it came to tackling the modern dating scene and took to the internet to share it.

It Helps

When it comes to dating, it can be overwhelming to know what to look for. It’s why so many of us date around a bit before settling with the person we stay with long-term. For this person, the starting place is simple.

It Helps

There’s nothing quite as successful as finding someone with one important quality — a willingness to date them. We have to say, it’s not a bad place to start but you might need to narrow it down from there.

Getting to Know You

You can’t learn everything about someone on the first date. If it goes well, though, you go on other dates to learn more about each other.

Getting to Know You

This person knew at least one thing their date would learn by the fourth date, at least. Can you really blame someone for their wardrobe? Maybe one Valentine’s Day, they can go clothes shopping with their girlfriend to pick up a few more.

Putting it All on the Table

There are some milestones in a relationship that you only reach after you’ve been together for a bit.

Putting it All on the Table

For example, not many people take someone to meet their parents on the first date. When you do meet them, it can still be a bit awkward and definitely nerve-wracking. So, why not defuse the tension by admitting how nervous you are? This person was ready to admit that it was a first.

If it Works for the Birds

With the world so connected and a lot of dating online, how can you stand out from your peers when you’re looking to date?

If it Works for the Birds

As for this person, they were getting back to nature. No dating apps for them, they were taking a cue from the birds. If you dress brightly and figure out an eye-catching mating dance, do you need to rely on modern dating techniques at all?